1. you were caught smoking by teachers?
= nyum nyum nyum mau gula2 cigu? J
2. you have a crush on someone?
= erm probability 0.89 aku akan TTR n malu kan betapuk ganya inda rasanya..
3. your parents caught you kissing with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
= probability 0.999999 i`m dead by now
4. if someone punch you in the face?
= i punch that someone back at the same place..biar tau rasa
5. you saw someone commited suicide?
= i would say "bersedialah untuk tidak diterima tanah..reput n hancur di muka alam semesta..bukan kah menambah malu????"
6. you`re desperate for money?
= minta pat bank pama lu..lau nada cek elaun..f nada ua jual *** saja haha setumpuk $5 murah tue..:D
7. someone hurt your feelings?
= marah p lam ati ja..
8. you saw your boyfriend/girlfriend holding hands with another girl/boy?
= buat2 cam kawan lu tanya bni2 tue sapa..then lau aksi2 nya menunjukkan ea atu gf nya, aku cari lelaki yang berhampiran tarik bajunya then pgl lelaki ato syg dpn that bf..dah ny lari ucapkanlah tq J
9. someone bring you on a date?
= hepi p na ku mau..takut ku yow kang nato na tipu
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